Derek Zoolander’s Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good…

First, I want to tell a little story that serves as an example of what I mean and then I want to elaborate a little…A woman arrives at the airport with her bags in hand and rushes to the check-in because she’s late. She’s in a hurry but manages to get her back checked in and zip past security. As she arrives at the gate, she notices her flight is running 30 minutes late – she’ll make the flight. She stops by one of the gift shops on the concourse and buys a magazine and a bag of chips. She grabs the magazine, puts the chips in her purse and walks back towards the concourse’s main floor.

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so on top of the crap that’s already happened this week, now i’m just pissed off. courtney won’t talk to me. i’ve thought that possibly she just wasn’t getting my txt’s or forgot her phone, but now i’m just being overly optimistic. at first i thought it was hard enough not being able to see her as often as i wanted, but i could deal with that. i’ve done it before and i’m in no rush so i’ll take what i can get. now, though, as most women love to do, there’s some kind of game that i don’t feel like playing that i’m being forced into. obviously she’s either gotten the wrong idea about something or she’s just too scared or stubborn to talk about something. that pisses me off. when have i ever given the impression that she needs to check in with me or something or that she can’t talk to me about anything. we may not agree on it, but that’s ok. i don’t get it. for someone who keeps complaining that everyone treats her like a child, she sure is acting like one…

i’m gonna go break something now…

so i called back home today and talked to my sister and she asks me how things are going. she asks how things are with the friends and with the lady friend and i tell her. then my mom grabs the phone and starts to tell me how she’s found a girl she wants me to marry. ugh. here we go again… that is not what i want.

I had a quote on my profile that I accidentally lost and when I went to go find it again, I found this on the same page:

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i have a horrible tendency of overthinking things. i know this. you probably know this. i like to think. i like to keep my head active and i like to solve riddles and do puzzles and all kinds of stuff like that. the problem is when i start to think too much about something that’s happening in day to day life. i seriously think it’ll get me in trouble…

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Is it possible for something to be too good? Is it possible for someone to be too good?

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A lesson in observation and paying attention to what you’re doing…

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