Derek Zoolander’s Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good…

It just so happens that today is the day that Richie Valens and Buddy Holly and all died, so I decided to put together a song. And…. go:

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Dirty

Why does it seem so easy
when i’m sifting thru this shit
to get my hands so dirty
to fall inside of it

For me it’s just so easy
to wash myself in rain
to clean myself from the inside out
to watch it down the drain

So why are you so dirty?
Why can’t you keep clean?
A million hands all over you
from every place you’ve been
Why are you so dirty?
The dirt that stains your skin
the filth you put inside of you
and holds the pain you’re in

i can’t get addicted
no matter how i try
i push myself and break myself
i still can’t explain why

i feel so fuckin’ dirty
the stains that paint my skin
but then i clean myself off
it never could sink in

you’d think we’d learn our lesson
not to roll in mud and dirt
once the dirty starts seeping in
the stains are bound to hurt

so why are you so dirty?
why the fuck can’t you keep clean?
you let them taint you everywhere
they’re everywhere you’ve been
why are you so dirty?
can’t you see the filth they bleed?
you welcome them inside your head
you know not what you need
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Moral of the story, kids? Don’t do drugs.

I wanted to clarify my post from yesterday preemptively. I’m not going to pretend like I always do everything right in these relationships. The 4 that I dissected to bring about those rules were not perfect displays of “boyfriendness” by me. In fact, of the 4, I was the one who ended the relationship in 3 of them. Out of those 3, I decided to give a 2nd try with 2 of them. In hindsight, I probably should have not. That is definitely my mistake. My only point in writing out those rules is to show those girls where they went wrong and to spare other girls/guys from some simple mistakes. Just be appreciative. A friend of mine, Elle, said that she thought the list was fairly common sense – treat others how you want to be treated. Unfortunately, people are selfish and don’t learn that simple rule until it’s too late.

So, this week has got me thinking a lot about relationships and women and why I’ve tried to avoid mixing the two so wholeheartedly in the past. To me, at least in past experience, a mixture of women and relationships has literally fizzled down to nothing more than a foamy mixture, frothing of anger, that can best be compared to the effects of mixing Mentos and Coke (but much less tasty). Maybe I just have bad luck choosing women to have relationships with or maybe I just see too much potential and not enough actual positives. Either way, I feel the need to comment about relationships. This is directly reflecting upon my last relationship, but also a few previous to that.
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This guy’s an idiot.

There’s 3 things that make this guy an idiot.
1. Take it to the Supreme Court. Who’s at the head of the Supreme Court? Judge Roberts. The same guy who read the oath to him. You’re an idiot.
2. He already retook the Oath twice just to appease idiots like this guy.
3. The 20th amendment to the Constitution says that Obama was President of the United States of America 4 minutes before he even took the Oath. That guy’s still an idiot.

To sum up what we’ve learned, this guy’s an idiot. I feel sorry for people that watch Faux News.

but this shit is funny:

Fuck.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html