I am awesome. I am quick-witted and damn near hilarious. The reason I say this is because I have been in love with playing “That’s What She Said” at any chance I get. Here’s a little snippet of a winner at work. I’m on a new shift that I got moved to called the power shift. It’s for high-rollers who are willing to work 10-12 hour days that can sell sell sell. I was talking with someone about the new shift and telling them about how much I kick ass in sales. Aaaaand, action…
Me: “It probably won’t last forever because I’m sure my school schedule will change.”
Person #2 (Sean): “Yeah.”
Me: “It’s really cool so far, though.”
#2: “That’s ’cause you’re awesome… Is it hard going for 10 hours?”
Me: “That’s what she said…”
Scene. Upon reading this, I heard laughter on the other side of the call center. He laughed so hard that he couldn’t hold it in. He then proceeded to show about 6 more people.
Lesson to be learned from this: I rule. This game rules.